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Texas Steamroller 

When you put saran wrap in your mouth and you have a guy or girl shit in your mouth.
Im a scat freak, give me a texas steamroller!
Texas Steamroller by RWJ October 18, 2008

Anaheim Steamroller 

Similar to a Cleaveland Steamroller.

Unleashing a torrent of steaming molten fecal matter on a partners chest, then rocking back and forth whilst singing Christmas carols.
I gave my wife an Anaheim Steamroller on Christmas Eve in celebration of the holiday.

Michigan Steamroller 

When you take a dump on their face, bust a nut, and then smoothen the surface with your testicles four times over to create a smooth driving surface
My girlfriend was feeling freaky and begged for a Hot Karl, but I suggested a "Michigan Steamroller." She agreed and I indulged in these wild pleasures
Michigan Steamroller by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

Cleaveland Steamroller 

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.
Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.

Steamrolling

When a person takes a shit on ones chest and rolls it around til it is flat like asphalt.
Bro to bro, "Last night your sister and I enjoyed a good steamrolling."
Steamrolling by antmen3d May 24, 2012

Nebraska Steamroller

When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.
Everything was fine until Larry decided to give me a Nebraska Steamroller.
Nebraska Steamroller by chiseboy December 15, 2003