static

a static character in a book, tv show, movie, etc. is a character that does not undergo change. antonym: dynamic

most major characters are not static

by b.s. June 8, 2004

spastication

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

by twkwsaal May 12, 2018

spastic chariot

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

spasticate

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"

by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003

static

In cooperative online games, static refers to a group of players that regularly play together--usually on a set schedule. This is different from a guild or alliance as the group is smaller usually no more than five.

1) I don't have time. I have to group with my static in five minutes.
2) We work well together, we should make a static.

by Crosus June 25, 2018

Spasticating

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny

by Thotdestroyer24 December 2, 2018

Static

Like attitude, or backtalk. Also, resistance or reluctance. Can be used as a verb or noun.

"Hey man, come over here now!"
"No! Just try and make me!"
"Shut up! Don't give me static, man, and get over here."

by Mollye September 16, 2005