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by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021

sealed the deal

When you have been dating someone for a while and you finally have sex

Hey Tommy, I finally sealed the deal with Sarah this weekend and it was definitely worth the wait!

by Brewtownbadass July 10, 2017

staleface

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective

Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*

by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010

Stalked

To be completely high on hallucinagenic mushrooms i.e. the stalks from them.

Boy gets up off floor after being spaced out looking at the sky and says
'Man I'm Stalked!'

by Manav July 15, 2005

Bloody Stalemate

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.

"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"

by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013

stale meatloaf

a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!

Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.

It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!

by djs477 December 29, 2009