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facebook stalking

A covert method of investigation using facebook.com. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.
person 1: Did you go to the _________ party last night?
person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.
by Jenny19 December 27, 2005
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stackenblochen

noun - derived from Stacken Blochen:
a compulsion to stack, center, and otherwise arrange the sides of things at right angles, sometimes harnessed into a technique to making messy spaces *look* organized even when they're not, and sometimes simply the onset of OCD.
"Your apartment is so organized!"
"Not really, I just have excellent stackenblochen."
by soybomb June 6, 2005
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Gang Stalking Stress

New Physiological Injury caused by Antisocial & Electro Harassment Crime - Gang Stalk Persecution Stress also known as Gang Stalk Stress

Gang - A group of criminals or hoodlums who band together for mutual protection and profit.

Stalk - To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.

Persecution - The act or practice of persecuting on the basis of race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or beliefs that differ from those of the persecutor

Stress - A mentally or emotionally disruptive or upsetting condition occurring in response to adverse external influences and capable of affecting physical health, usually characterized by increased heart rate, a rise in blood pressure, muscular tension, irritability, and depression.

Emotionally disruptive or upsetting condition occurring in response to adverse external influences and capable of affecting physical health caused by a group of criminals or hoodlums who band together for mutual protection and profit to follow or persecute (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.

Gang Stalk Stress

1. Denial- Most victims of this crime do not want to admit that they are victims because of further persecution by gang stalkers and scapegoating by society of gang stalking victim's stories.

2. Severe avoidance syndrome – From roadside brighting and car mobbing.

3. Hopeless - Causing an uncaring like attitude because attacks never end.

4. Exhaustion - similar to Battle fatigue from continuing attacks.

5. Trauma - Similar to PTSD Post Traumatic Syndrome.

6. Hypervigilence – Not sure what will happen next. Attacks are always random and never a pattern in most cases.

7. Feelings of Hate – Inflicted by rude stares from strangers and ruined relationships.

8. Anger and Rage – From Brighting and roadside ambush.

9. Feeling Worthless – Loose job and cannot get another one due to liable and workplace sabotage

10. Depression and Emotional problems – From continued harrassment and possible EMF Attacks.

Gang Stalk victims usually show some combination of these symptoms but not necessarily all of them..

Having these symptoms are definitely proof of Real Gang Stalking!
The method of Brighting may give Gang Stalking Stress - When walking or driving to work, there is a car or truck parked on the side of the road facing you with their headlights on and may drive away as soon as you seen them and they see you!
by MRGs February 7, 2006
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Cock Smacking

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it
John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!
by Dumby August 4, 2007
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grocery stalking

A play on words of the term "grocery shopping". Grocery stalking occurs when you are at your local market and spot a good-looking guy/girl. You might be interested in this person, so you sneakily follow them around the store to scope out what items they're buying and learn more about them. As opposed to traditional stalking, grocery stalking rarely continues outside the market, unless contact is made and/or phone numbers are exchanged.

Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.

By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.
Susy-- "Oh, look, check out that hottie! Let's go grocery stalking."

Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."

Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."

*subtely checks out hottie's cart*

Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"

Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."
by lilylee1107 January 18, 2010
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stacking the wombat

Still continuing to eat despite needing to take a poo
"man i'm stacking the wombat"
"i really need to take a shit, but this food is sooo tasty"
by Shannon Doyle April 21, 2008
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Cyber Stalking

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.
I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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