Squirtler 

When a women is pleasured to the point a water substance comes out of its pussy

Wow, man, she’s a squirtler!

Squirtler by Tre amigos June 13, 2019

hurty squirties 

Explosive diarrhea resulting from eating incredibly spicy foods, making one feel as though they are expelling liquid fire from their rectum.

"I need to stop eating at that Thai place down the street...I spent all morning on the toilet with the hurty squirties!"

hurty squirties by Drunken38 July 6, 2019

squirtled one 

when you are taking a shit, and it wont come out, then it all pours out violently and bloody.

Dude i cant ass fuck today i totally squirtled one today

squirtled one by King James IV August 9, 2008

Squittles

A squirrel that eats skittles

a body of a skittle A Squirrel's tail

you see a squirrel eating skittles instead of nuts

Squittles by John Pokiniewski May 9, 2005

Burny-squirties 

Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.

I got the burny-squirties when I got sick :(

Burny-squirties by HeyNoneOfThatBullshit September 11, 2011

Squircles 

A square circle, or a square with rounded edges.

I was walking while intoxicated, and i began walking in squircles.

Squircles by ultimategamer01 December 17, 2008

squirtlesquad mc 

a pixelmon server full of faggots. the staff are straight dumbasses who dont know their left from their right.
the players aint much better, coming in and trying to over sell pokemon and items for CRAZY amounts.
the owner never plays and the manager doesnt listen to anyone. is very pay to win and will absolutely kick you if you dont give them any money then complain if you dont like something.

player 1: can i buy that plushie?
player 2: yea for 3 million.
player 1: die bitch

person 1: got any good pixelmon servers?
person 2: (proceeds to list many pixelmon servers, not even bothering to mention squirtlesquad mc.)

squirtlesquad mc by b1gb1ackc0ck69420 September 26, 2024