squash

"Squanderable Cash"

1) "I need to work some overtime this week otherwise I don't have any squash for John's bachelor party"

2) "My wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes"

by wasterpaster June 16, 2010

Squaggy Snatch

1.) A vagina which is mushy and soft due to wearing out and softening of vaginal wall muscles from getting past 36 years and 36 men but still has an abundance of free flowing lubricating juices, as soon as it comes in the vicinity of a penis.
2.) A loose pussy which freely flows with the go-go juice.

My sugar mama has a squaggy snatch.

by Shazz Spazz February 5, 2008

Squag

Person who licks monkey balls. Queer. Jerk. Person who trick people into thinking that someone isnt really the person they thought they were via text message.

cole is such a squag!

by SquagHater June 28, 2011

hubbard squash

when a woman has wrinkly titties.

did you see Miss Johnson?
She was raking her lawn and i saw a little bit a hubbard squash.

by Dr. winifred bonaparte October 29, 2009

Tough Squash

Too bad-when something really bad happens, say this to tell them to bad suck it up, but in a comical form. Used by Josh Nicols in Drake and Josh.

Average Guy: Dude, i heard your dog died, and you were disowned.

Tough Squashed man: Yes.

Average Guy: Tough Squash

by Hhkgfl May 12, 2010

squash-brain

Tingling sensation in ball sack/head that is obtained from intense weight-lifting. Also accompanied with numb legs and arms. (Level after squash belly; see squash belly)

"Ben and Timmy get squash-brain every day."

by Timmy M. May 22, 2008

EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008