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Spartan Five

noun. a powerful and manly high five preceded by a run up and a lunge. Usually connects with a meaty 'clap'. Can be accompanied by a manly audio e.g. "HAROOOOOO!!!" or "This is SPARTAAAAA!!!"

Works especially well if accompanied by 'Just Like You Imagined' by Nine Inch Nails. Leather banana hammocks and toplessness are optional.

The term 'Spartan five' originates from the general manliness of the Zack Snyder film 300 (although the film was quite possibly the most homo-erotic film since Brokeback Mountain...)
A: "This... is... SPARTAAA!!!"
*both guys run at each other and lunge into powerful high five which connects with a meaty clap*
B: "Awesome Spartan five...
Umm... I should probably go get this checked out. I think I may have broken something... In a manly way... HAROOOOO!!!"
by Andy Hutchings November 29, 2007
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Sparta

1. An ancient city. Spartans were well known for their brutal fighting. It was the dominant military power of Greece until 371 BC, after their defeat in the "Battle of Leuctra."

2. An internet meme originating from the movie "300." It is simply a scene where King Leonidas kicks a Persian messenger in the chest, falling down a giant hole.
1. I have to do a report on Sparta.

2. This! Is! SPARTA!
by brayofden February 5, 2010
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Sparta

Verb - To kick with great strength, power, or force, ending the kick with the leg straight and out ; To kick a person in the chest with great force, yelling "This is Sparta!"
"... someone must have Sparta-ed the door down."
by Ace of Trades February 20, 2008
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spartan kick

A fuckin' badass kick that knocks an opponent away from you, hopefully into an endless pit of death. The kick itself is a one legged - straight on kick to the chest of an opponent, and it HAS to be done in slow motion. Definitely.
Alaric couldn't perform a Spartan Kick in slow motion on the Russian, so Aleyx did it for him.
by Daniel;;Patrick August 4, 2007
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Spartacus

Someone who is strong, in will, body, and mind, honorable, noble, a champion, courageous, a man of ambition, revenge, and his word. This man is usually small, is anything but boastful, yet confident, and humbled by his own understanding that he is the best or soon will be. This person is usually anti-social in nature, and extremely quiet, but will have usually one extremely close friend. Someone to be admired.
Person 1: Wow, it's his first year and he is already going to nationals.
Person 2: He's a regular Spartacus.
by Ethyl Merts March 27, 2011
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Spurtworthy

An adjective used to describe something, that is worthy of a spurt. Commonly used in place of the phrase "an orgasm in my mouth"
1. Dude, have you tried Justin's pancakes? They're fucken spurtworthy!

2. Did you make your longboard? Thats a spurtworthy sandjob dude.
by Shyguy123 July 19, 2010
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Smurtain

Curtain like fabric to block the view of sex from the general public..
He hung a smurtain so the public would no see them having sex through they're bedroom window..
by Mikekenn November 13, 2011
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