California Shuffle

The awkward shuffling and lunging that happens when one attempts to walk accross the path of a slow-moving car (usually in a parking lot). The pedestrian, in an act of benevolence, signals for the car to keep going, only to be waved on by the driver. Both the driver and the pedestrian then wave to thank the other, both thinking that it is there turn to go. Both go, only to realize the other is moving as well. What follows is a series of false starts by both parties. The driver's actions are similar to those involved in "yoking the whip", yet are in a completely different context and have a completely different rationale.

Where were you? I thought you were right behind us...

-Yo, I was about to follow you guys into Taco Bell but this fool coming out of the drive through had me doing the "California Shuffle" for like 5 minutes straight.

by Thisisjohnsmith April 10, 2007

Shuffle of Shame

The awkward move from the bedroom or lounge to the bathroom, trousers round ankles, desperately trying not to drip semen everywhere, which takes places after a badly planned wank.

I knocked out a crafty one the other morning, but had to do the shuffle of shame to clean up.

by Jay Oh Enn Oh December 17, 2003

Shikari Shuffle

A dance manoeuvre made famous by the Hertfordshire-based band Enter Shikari, initially found in the music video for the song Destabilise and further displayed at live shows, in which lead singer Rou Reynolds, guitarist Rory Clewlow and bassist Chris Batten simultaneously bounce from left to right in a stationary position whilst keeping their legs pressed together.

Everybody was doing the Shikari Shuffle shuffle at the gig last night, it was nuts!

by Johnny'Sniper July 11, 2011

Hansbrough Shuffle

Dance created and perfected by UNC basketball players when they get the ball underneath the basket.

Look at that third rate player doing the Hansbrough Shuffle because he obviously doesn't know that he has to dribble the ball when he moves his feet... what a queer!!

by QBB March 1, 2007

miggy shuffle

a term used to show that a person is trying to get closer to a girl so they slowly shuffle over very funny if seen also can be used if sombody is sayin somthing stupid

haha look at him over there hitting the miggy shuffle

"i hope it dusnt start watering on us" omg are u shuffled or something

by jake-rano April 7, 2009

Colonist Shuffle

A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.

"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."

by Spiffeee June 9, 2009

Pacer Shuffle

A group of gay men trying to have a anal gangbang in the back of a small car.

Dude, I was walking down the street the other day and I passed by a "Pacer Shuffle" in front of Jim's house.

by assblasterrr September 29, 2010