Scratter

Device for turning whole apples into apple pulp, prior to stacking as "cheeses" for juice extraction by a cider press.

There is an 18th century scratter at Westons Cider Mill

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Sprattah

Sprattah (Noun): A small desert island off the coast of Scotland. No one understands why it is a desert and has a temperature of 200 degrees C when Scotland rarely has a temperature of anything higher than 2 degrees C.

Sprattah is a real island I tell you!

by Protome March 25, 2008

Spatterspray

Explosive Diarrhea that is so intense and comes with such force from your butthole, that it creates an intense spatter pattern on the toilet seat. Sometimes fecal debris on the cheeks of ones ass, and areas surrounding may result. If it gets extreme, it may even leave brown marks on the tank of the toilet. Also similar to a nuclear explosion, except its brown and smells.

I almost did not make it to the bathroom, because I knew massive diarrhea was about to occur. When I arrived, I left a spatterspray so intense, that it blew out my o-ring and left mass spatters of destruction in/around the toilet seat and stained my underwear.

by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011

splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

by matt panacci June 16, 2008

Shrattled

To wake up with a hangover and find your apartment a living mess from the night before because you were so drunk, horny and lonely that you decided to break or dismantle everything like a money in solitary confinement.

Bruce woke up covered in a shower curtain in his bathtub to find he had thrown a knife through the TV, smashed his skateboard over his stereo and left ramen noodles cooking on an open stove. His apartment was shrattled.

by Pippo101 March 16, 2012

splatter mat

A lower back tattoo on a female that a male will used to ejaculate on when he "pulls out" during doggy style sex. This tattoo is also known as a "bullseye". Do not confuse a splatter mat with a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp is a female lower back tattoo that has not yet had the pleasure of receiving male ejaculatory fluids.

Dude! Did you see that chick's tramp stamp? I would love to turn that into a splatter mat.

by Dirty L 90 July 24, 2017

Splatty Tomato

When you are given a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes, you are given a “Splatty Tomato.”

I don’t want to see that movie. It’s a Splatty Tomato.

by brad June 11, 2018