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splash and dash

This bold move of sophistication occurs when one has become so in tune with their body's bowel movements that they know exactly when a "no-wipe needed" poo has occurred and they get up from pooping without even a "prove-it wipe". Many have wanted to try this power move but have not the stones to dash without a "prove-it wipe". This classy move was originated by Grant Habbershon, a young socialite from Boston who spent 6 months perfecting the move by tweaking his diet and hydration status.
Man, that Terrance used to have such a hard time getting a date but after he perfected the splash and dash he has the confidence of a Bradley Pitt and the women just love him.
by Fupacolypse Now October 1, 2011
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splash baby

A child conceived when semen enters the vagina during anal sex
Suzy was a "mistake" because she's a splash baby.
by BMNNHB December 18, 2008
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Splashing

When you run up on a yute and splash him with acid
Splashing-throwing acid
by Mandemman July 10, 2019
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Side Splash

Close to the bump; the side splash is an affective hand gesture when one party is excited for a decided outcome that he offers the normal fist out to the side to be pounded for recognition.

Though after the two fists connect them abruptly splash with all the fingers wiggling in a 'water' like motion and followed by the noise 'psssccchhhttt'.

It is normally done by tough guys who play casino side bets such as 'Lucky Lucky', 'Pairs Plus' or "Super Sevens" when the bet 'pays off'.
This is mostly done with a nonchalant type expression on both parties face and is one of the most possibly gay things to do when playing any casino game.
Tough Guy 1: "Oh shit, suited 21!"

Tough Guy 2: "Side splash!"

Tough Guy 1+2: "Psssccchhhttt!"
by The Real Johnny Apocalypse August 23, 2009
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Biltmore Splash

The act of going to the Biltmore Estate (optional) and giving fellatio to your partner then not swallowing the cum but splashing it into your partners open mouth or face. Usually payback for sexual acts like strawberry shortcake, donkey punch, and angry dragon.
girl: hey, I have a special surprise for you!
boy: really what is it?
girl: the best of the best.
boy: whats that?
girl: A biltmore splash!
boy: that sounds good!
girl: yeahhhhh
by licky licks5411 May 29, 2011
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Splashback

The water that goes up your ass when you launch a turd down into the toilet bowl.
John: Hey!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!
by Splashback. September 17, 2010
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dick splasher

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.
-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!
by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009
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