spooger

one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing

lt. johnson is a spooger

by reno April 21, 2005

spooked ass bitch

one who is often threatening, (generally in a physical manor), yet does not follow through with such threats; the individual is in fact, afraid of physical confrontation.
One who is "spooked," as in being in fear of something.
One who is "jumpy," or otherwise nervous reagarding any situation.

That "spooked ass bitch" better watch out, 'cause my cousin know witchcraft.

by Jesse Valencia October 24, 2002

Spooder-Man

A low budget version of spider man but has no nose.

Spooder-man is a fictional character :v

by Spooder-Mana November 4, 2021

Snookerd

A loved one-Snooker
When you feel loved-Snookerd

I love my snooker
I feel so snookerd

by MarioGB. March 30, 2009

Spocker with the joy stick

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.

i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

by slick1man June 5, 2009

spooner

follower of the movement created by spoonkid, the rust youtuber

What's up spooners!

by ChadSh1tOnly February 4, 2022

spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

by im anthony April 14, 2004