spouse

female of any description

this spouse had the most whippin funky grosm id ever mandated

by mobius November 7, 2006

spouse

is the opposite sex gender you married. to save time from trying to figure out if its husband or wife, you can just say spouse.

this is my beautiful spouse... this is my dashing spouse.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

Spogunky

Wet pussy

Ayo I just did a bitch with a big spogunky

by MrPenguin142 January 7, 2023

work spouse

A concubine, a sugar daddy, a spouse other than your real wife or husband. Having an affair with the secretary is having an affair with the work spouse.

He left his wife for his work spouse

by elbautista October 24, 2013

spousenav

The old-fashioned way of navigating cross-country, with the spousal unit in the passenger seat, reading a map and watching street signs.

I'm too cheap to buy a satnav. Besides, who needs it? I've driven across entire continents with spousenav! And you can't have sex with a satnav.

by NomadUK April 23, 2009

spousebooking

Using facebook as the primary means of communicating with one's spouse by writing messages on eachother's facebook wall. Sometimes used even when both parties are present in the same house, both logged into facebook on separate computers.

Kate > Geoff's wall: can you get the laundry out of the dryer before you come upstairs?
Geoff > Kate's wall: sure, right after I finish this tournament on PokerStars.
Friend: there you go spousebooking again instead of having one of those old-fashioned, face-to-face conversations.

by det2cal2wgtn April 16, 2010

Spouseperger’s Syndrome

A disorder in which an individual suspects that their spouse suffers from Asperger’s Syndrome, when the supposedly suspicious behavior, while possibly annoying, is not characteristic of Asperger’s Syndrome.

“My husband never puts the silverware in the dishwasher the right way. I think he has Asperger’s!”
“That’s ridiculous. It sounds more like you have Spouseperger’s Syndrome.”

by Grumpipants December 8, 2012