sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

extreme sports punk

A punk that obsesses over the extreme marketing hype. An extreme sports punk:
rides a skateboard
drives a hummer
has a mohawk
has tattoos
has testicular rings
screams "EXTREME" at the top of his lungs
is an asshole
has an IQ lower than 30
participates in vandalism
hates the establishment for no reason other than the sake of doing so
is full of shit
will do anything if you "triple dare" him to

"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, ONE BEING NOT SO EXTREME AND TEN BEING EXTREMELY EXTREME, I'D GIVE THIS A NINE POINT FIVE!!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!! CHECK IT OUT, EXTREME CHEDDAR!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!" - Extreme Sports Punk #1

Because extreme sports punks have so little personality, they don't even deserve proper naming.

by DrIdiot April 23, 2005

sporting a chubber

To have a raging hard-on. To have an erect penis.

Dude, that girl was so hot. When we were slow dancing, I was sporting a chubber.

Most days, when I wake up I am sporting a chubber.

by Urban Tony January 5, 2007

el sporto de los negroes

Basketball. Literally, "the sport of blacks." See African Roundball. Often shortened to "el sporto"

-Do you want to play a little two-on-two?

-Nah, it's too hot to play el sporto de los negroes.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 10, 2005

Bug Sports

Definition of Bug Sports

1. When you actively hunt and exterminate alphabet boys (CIA, FBI, DEA, IRS, ATF).

2. The practice of intentionally pursuing the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) infection through homosexual activity.

1. As the late and great Terry Davis detailed, "On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. God loves bug sports and so do I!"

2. "In Sam Hydes mini-series dubbed Bug Sports, Sam expresses the ways in which an individual can and should pursue the art of bugcatching (or more commonly referred to as bug sports) through the practice of self-love and power."

References:
youtube.com/channel/UC2Vyifkq9akiu8YILlHQ7yA
youtube.com/watch?v=K-W7sT6EMUE
templeos.holyc.xyz/
templeos.org/

by void0 March 5, 2022

An Endless Sporadic

Error in the first AES entry: Zach Kamins plays the guitar, bass and keyboard, not the drums. Andy Gentiles is the only drummer of An Endless Sporadic.

Zach Kamins from An Endless Sporadic is so awesome. He plays the guitar, keyboard and bass.

by Jeremi January 27, 2008

Sportsfan

A nickname used by working class old timers in and around the gulf coast united states. Typically used in greeting towards a younger person. Though debatable in origin it may have derived from the word 'Sport' Ironically It has absolutely nothing to do with sports or sportsmanship.

Hey ''Sportsfan''!
Hows it going ''Sportsfan''?

by Jonathan L. April 30, 2013