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splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock
Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick
by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015
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Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.
Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.
by Jpow September 14, 2018
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Splooge Cheeks

Splooge Cheeks = Cum between the cheeks & makes it super sticky
I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!

After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.
by Alimew November 26, 2022
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splooge-a-muffin

When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.

To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.

To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).
Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!

My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.

Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.
by The SunMan November 22, 2011
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Splooge Deuce

Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.
My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 1, 2009
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Splooge Cannon

DAMN! He just unloaded his SPLOOGE CANNON right into her face!
by SonicNiGHT July 5, 2009
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