When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...
Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!
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A law school applicant who has a high LSAT and a low GPA. Typically, the LSAT and GPA fall either above 170 and below 3.0 OR above the 75th and below the 25th percentiles of a target school.
There is no such thing as a "reverse splitter", or someone who has a high GPA and a low LSAT.
There is no such thing as a "reverse splitter", or someone who has a high GPA and a low LSAT.
by xyzlawschool January 6, 2008
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The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.
by mecicon March 11, 2008
Get the Spitzered mug.To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".
Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?
Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?
Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?
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