by dankenstein December 18, 2004
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My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.
by GDDPHD February 23, 2015
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much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!
She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.
by kofi May 14, 2003
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1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006
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Bro I'll B split up if you don't get away from my girl.
Im'a be split up if you dont get outta here right now!
Bro I'll B split up if you don't get away from my girl.
Im'a be split up if you dont get outta here right now!
by Bigbux10210 April 7, 2010
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Damn, I hope she gives me a split rose for Valentine's Day.
You faggots go ahead, I wanna stop and smell the split roses.
You faggots go ahead, I wanna stop and smell the split roses.
by AznBoi97531 April 11, 2009
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