A popular homosexual practice in which a bender takes two dicks in his ass at the same time. Named after the famous gay artist Briggsy who popularised it at his renowned gay soirees in the 1990s.
It's no wonder that Briggsy walked funny. Nigel and Quentin gave me a Briggsy ring-splitter at the weekend and I haven't been able to sit down since.
by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015
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by DICDICDIC December 29, 2007
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by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa March 6, 2012
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Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself
by Spinter April 7, 2021
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by Jay slough April 19, 2010
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a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
Person 1: "Colin just spent the past half-hour telling me the difference between magenta and pink"
Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"
Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"
by siouxyaya123 March 12, 2012
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by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009
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