Jerry Springer World

a world where people live in mayhem includes people with baby daddy drama, in-law incest, cheaters, tramps who will sleep with their mothers boyfriend, men who knock up tramps and then refuse to support the children they have created, people who have 4 children together and have been engaged for 6 months in hope of maybe getting married one day, women who have slept with so many losers in the same week that they cannot even figure out who the looser is that knocked them up, men who have 18 children and no job among others

Good back to your Jerry Springer World and stay out of my life

by voodoomutt October 5, 2011

Ay, springes to catch woodcocks

1. A saying meaning "It doesn't take much to entice someone or something"
2. If said in a voice like that of a carton pirate it means "Aw, crap in a hat"

1. George: "Man, that fat kid sure ran after that candy bar"
Tim: "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"
2. George: "Hey, that fat kid just stole your candy bar"
Tim (spoken like a cartoon pirate): "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"

by Drew Burke March 15, 2004

Jerry Springer

someone who gets "sprung" easily. Falls into crushes quickly and numerously.

Dang, that dude gets sprung so much....he must be a Jerry Springer!

by MsPrada April 29, 2009

springer fuck fest

when 8 or more springer kids get to get together in one place and proceed to have a big oragy where everyone contracts 3 or more std's

my whole class got 4 std's from the last springer fuck fest

by jackadogoff January 12, 2011

Springer Dinger

A sexual act between male Houston Astros fans in which two or more male fans celebrate a George Springer home run by pulling out their genitals and start sword fighting each other while yelling "Springer Dinger"!

*George Springer home run!*

*Multiple men pull out their junk and startssword fighting with their genitals*

"SPRINGER DINGER! SPRINGER DINGER"

by tdf93 June 29, 2017

Jerry Springer

Alias given to the guy when talking about sex

I fucked jerry springer last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

Splorange

When two animals of different species get together, make love to each other, and create a baby of unbelievable abominationdom. Created by Ask That Guy (who apparently writes dictionaries) in episode 54 of Ask That Guy With The Glasses so something could rhyme with orange. He also changed the definition of pipe to vagina.

We may now resurrect Dr. Seuss so he can write a rhyming story about oranges. "The Orange With A Splorange." The first children's book with open pornography! :D

by BODTF is Trve Kvlt October 14, 2013