sick and wrong

Weekly podcast hosted by D. Simon and Lance Wackerle discussing the most vile, disquieting, and oddly amusing news items for your listening pleasure.

"The most foul thing I have ever heard. I can't believe people listen to this shit" -- Drew Barrymore

"Sick and Wrong is my new favorite podcast." -- Bruce Campbell

"My mom told me about this podcast." -- Neil Patrick Harris.

"These guys have seen Brokeback Mountain one too many times." -- Larry Flynt

by stubbed_out May 28, 2010

call in sick

when you tell your boss youre sick and you need to stay home. sometimes youre actually sick but mostly you just want to play minecraft or something for 10 hours straight.

worker: yeah, *sniff* i think ill just call in sick today. thanks, bye. *picks controller back up*

by AnalPenetrationByForce January 30, 2012

Sick Wood

A medical term used to describe erectile dysfunction.

Kevin has to take cialis because he's got sick wood.

by The Floppy Cock Kid August 28, 2008

Shick Dick

Clean shaved penis and genital area.

Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night

by Ebok8 June 25, 2009

sick as a dog

People often associate a sick dog with eating grass and vomiting globs of whatever.

I drank too much last night and spent an hour with my head over the toilet bowl, sick as a dog!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

Im sick and tyad of this

The thing Daniel Barr from westerleigh says when he's impatient about something or if he doesn't want to do something, also this is uses this when he gets violated.

*Dan in school, trying to leave*
Dan: Im sick and Tyad of this

by lebronjahames6 March 24, 2023

sick nicers

a reference to all things positive. popularized in the classic hit "Sick Nicers" written and performed by Beverage Tunx.

That bird has a great set of sick nicers; that's fucking sick nicers!

by Slimmy Hollywood February 10, 2005