memory spasm

The twitching reaction one gets when a person, place, or thing triggers an embarrassing flashback.

When I try to look for a baby pic for a TBT in my family's photo albums, I get so many fucking memory spasms.

by Beyonce's Bottom Bitch June 8, 2015

Eye Spasmitizim

If you can move your eyes back and forth at very high speed.

My friend jaxson can do an Eye Spasmitizim!

by Jackxson October 14, 2019

The reverse Italian meatball spasm

When you insert a greasy Meatball that your Grandmother made you in your significant others asshole while she is eating your smelly dingle Berry.

Me and my woman just did The reverse Italian meatball spasm, it was great!

by ballhair69 January 28, 2021

spazmo

Spazmo = spastic moment... hence "spazmo"... probably found in Frank Zappa's "Dictionary of Shunned Words".

He's a having a spastic moment, ergo, he is a spazmo to his friends.

by plumedenon December 23, 2009

Spazmo

A person who acts spasticated on a regular basis

god Kate Wilby is such a spazmo

by bumbag32 June 3, 2010

spasmotoid

A person of below average intelligence and a ripe odour of oil.

Phil:Yo, Chesney, what's that smell?
Chesney:Duhhhhh I Dunno
Phil: You're such a spasmotoid Chesney

by Chesney Hawkes July 21, 2003

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.

"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)

by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004