Sparkly Vampire

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.

Sparkly vampire=FAIL

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

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sparklehorse

1) a term of endearment
2) the name of a band

"i love you sparklehorse."

by haroldhendu December 15, 2008

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Sparkly Peacock in Your Pants

When one is very pissed off

Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

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German Sparkle Party

When double rainbows meet German pop singers that are somewhat seen as possible homosexuals. In other words, a gayclash complete with strobe lights, drugs, sparkles, schnitzels, beer boots, pink bratwurst, rubber boots, party pants, ect.

Florian- *with a flirtatious hand gesture* I like German Sparkle Party~
Rudolph- Ach ja, I live to dancy-dance in thooose~~

by Shady-chan The Neko August 28, 2011

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sparkles the magic bum

a homeless man who lives in keansburg and hazlet new jersey who gives some wierd ass advice to kids

dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.

dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.

by cocklock January 20, 2009

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