Spag

Spag is a shortening of spaghetti or spaghet and can be used as a name for someone who is a spaguette, or spaghetti baguette. Spaghetti baguette people's personality is essentially just carbs, a bit all over the place and bready.

"spaggy is feeling a little frisky"
"you're such a spag!"

by spaggy birb March 20, 2020

Spag

Singular form of spaghetti

I pulled a spag out of the pot of spaghetti

by hwebbz25 June 15, 2017

Spag

The name of the famous squishyspag

Spag shut up you're British

by Baden1212 December 31, 2021

Spag

A insult against femboys which highlights their lack of proper grammar and weird emojis they use.

Why is this guy being a spag

by Orion696947 June 17, 2025

Spag

Slang for spaghetti

Jim ate her ass like some Spag.

by Qaztec May 14, 2018

Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.

"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."

by lozzyrose November 13, 2011

Spagged

(verb - past tense)
Definition: Past tense of spagg, to have experienced a spontaneous burst of rapid lag or glitching. Often used to excuse a mistake or sudden performance drop. Related terms: spagg, spagger, spagging.

I didn’t miss that shot on purpose, I spagged right as I aimed!

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025