happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006

Spaffed

Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

by mark jackson. January 6, 2010

Spaffwald

Large breasted Bitchy Legend with a weakness for spaff. Generally located at music venues in Bristol with a drink in one hand and a spaffstick in the other.

Spaffwald smacks Mit Bellendinme in the face with her colossal jugs.

by Not Rex September 12, 2003

spaff

spunk, jizz, cum, semen, sperm, eager little swimmers, tadpoles, wee men, jizzum, spunk.

the end result of shaking hands with the wookie.

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

Spaff

Noun. Ejaculate. Most commonly used in the forums of internet community Project Rockstar. While it is generally found in its noun form, it can also be used as an exclamation, in asterisks to denote an action, upon reading something which might cause the production of spaff to occur.
Also: Ladyspaff. The female equivalent of spaff.

"My bra's far too tight. I might have to take it off."

"*SPAFF!*"

by Biscuit Buscemi October 2, 2005

spaff

Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.

hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!

by d to a the to the n-n-y December 9, 2008

Spaff

another work for cum or the act of cunning

I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy

by big bob roberts jr the third September 25, 2009