simpaholic

A sensitive bitch named Joe.

Hey, stop being such a simpaholic dude!

by Seterus June 2, 2016

man from somalia

person who has bed england and will ask you for your "conter stirk" knife and sell his wife for internet connection

anomaly: clicks on one of the trades
somalian: hello am 48 year man from somalia, sorry for my bed england
anomaly: laughing his heck off
somalian: i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk"
anomaly: having an asthma attack
somalian: i play with 400 ping on brazil server
somalian: i want to become the goodest player like you i am global elite
somalian: t w o

by A fellow urban dictionare March 5, 2019

Somali St. Cloud

The city of St. Cloud, MN, referred to Somali St. Cloud because of the large Somali population in the city. Often abbreviated to SSC.

Kate: Where should we go for vacation this summer?
Kieran: We should go to Somali St. Cloud, I want to meet my bros Abdirahman, Abdikhalif, and Osmen.
Kate: That sounds like a great idea! I'll take you to the best Somali restaurants here.

by lavatoryguardian April 14, 2013

somalical

Crump (n)
Getting Crump (v)

Rachel and Dana get somalical on the weekends.

by leigh041293 October 23, 2008

Somalia

An ancient Afro Cushite Arab country in the horn of East Africa. Somalia's history is rich with numerous kingdoms and civilizations that existed within the region since the time of the Pharoes. Most Somalis today lay their claim to their ancient ancestors owing to the fact that the country has never been occupied militarily and culturally for more than months at a time. Somalians today hold dear the fact that their ethnicity and genetic make-up has not been tarnished or infused with by foreigners during military occupation or mass immigration, their make up remains the same as the Ethiopians who have similarily never been occupied.
Historical evidence suggests that Somalia's ancient kingdoms had economic ties with the ancient lands of the Pharoes. Somalia was known as the Land of Punt to the Egyptians at the time and throught the Arab and Eastern African region.
Ancient ruins suggest a vibrant cultural and financial structures that held court houses, massive Mosque's, effective irrigation systems throught the major cities and palaces.

Somalis has recently fallen into a disastrous civil war that has torn up most of the country's financial and economic capital. A newly elected governent with president Abdullahi Yusuf promises to rebuild Somalia's fractured state into the great country it once was.

A tiny mob numbering a few hundred armed teenagers decimated America's once feared imperialist machine, lets hope troops from the African Union can restore order in Mogadishu.

by S. Kierkegaard May 10, 2005

somalians

People from Somalia.

My friend Musa (Moses) is a Somalian. But he was deported cause he kept gettin into trouble with the police. But now he's back

by ;-> August 8, 2003

soma coma

A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:

*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!

"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"

"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"

by Caylie, Cammie and Alicia May 24, 2008