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win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
by QuacksO November 7, 2018
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(Chinese) finger trap solution

a solution that is counter-intuitive to the problem. Its name derives from the Chinese finger trap which in order to free your fingers, you have to push your fingers instead of pulling.
the drug epidemic in the USA had a (Chinese) finger trap solution
by Vandena January 13, 2021
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Sanctuary of Solution Ministry

It is a deliverance Ministry to liberate men through the undiluted word of God and prayer in order to be enlisted in the end time army of God. It is also commissioned to promote the truth of the gospel.
...Sanctuary of Solution Ministry is having and Hebron meeting every December for inpartation on business and careers before the new year...
by shin Lee yo November 22, 2021
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3-6 Solution

It takes 3 to 6 foot pounds to pull a trigger.
Those two guys were arguing and the one guy did a 3-6 solution...
by Mackinnon79 February 4, 2022
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Danco plumbing solution

Danco plumbing solution is ass and he will fuck your shit uppp
by im coming for u Daniel Howard October 16, 2022
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EJ DA SOLUTION

Former 17 year old Rapper From Miami Florida
EJ DA SOLUTION I DROPPED A NEW ALBUM CALLED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
by Money Counting November 20, 2023
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sit-down solution

Refers to da act of just ploppin' yer weary tush flat on da floor while waiting in line --- da "best of both worlds" advantage of doing so is dat you get to both rest yer weary/achy legs, but don't "give up yer slot" by going to sit in those temptingly-comfy-'n'-cushioned waiting-area chairs which would indeed make for a more-palatable thumbs-twiddling period, but would also oblige you to risk having a subsequent service-seeker "snag yer slot" in da checkout-counter queue.
I hate to be viewed as a "line-jumper" by asking a newly-arrived customer to let me cut into da line in front of him "because that was my spot before you came", so I employ da "sit-down solution" --- or even da LIE-DOWN solution, if either I'm exhausted enough or it looks like I'm "gonna be there a while" --- if da floor is fairly clean; da only problem is dat whenever I finally do decide to "take a load off" after standing motionless for quite a while, "Murphy's Law of sitting down" often kicks in, in dat da previously-stagnant line will almost immediately begin moving forward again. and then I'll hafta hastily perform da "up. periscope!" maneuver just moments after I'd just got comfortably settled on da floor! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2026
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