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Saddleback

A woman who, in an attempt to maintain vaginal virginity, only has anal sex. Will substitute a dildo into her vagina, as long as it is not a real, functioning penis.
After attending the prom, Amber and Randy saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
by Screw_Michigan May 31, 2009
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sniddle snatch

A small gnome like creature that lives in a females vagina, digging and scratching to cause extreme hell in promiscuous girls. The only way to lure the Sniddle out is by peanut products, mainly peanut butter(skippies preferably).
"I have a sniddle in my snatch, please hand me the jiff." (sniddle snatch)
by doodle bae March 14, 2011
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silver swaddler

1. (n) A sterile aluminum foil bag used to keep an infant warm just after birth. It is standard equipment for emergency medical services personnel and is used as a precaution for most infants born in the field.
2. (n) A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with a woman in an environment that he has previously caused to have a very low temperature (ie, by turning the air conditioner way down). When the woman complains about the cold temperature, the man wraps her in aluminum foil and continues to have sexual relations with her. The foil, combined with the physical exertion of sex, causes her to become excessively hot to the point that she passes out from heat exhaustion.
I gave that bitch a silver swaddler: she got delirious and passed out.
by vampirekilla June 26, 2008
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side-saddler

An effeminate (often homosexual) man.

From the habit of certain women riding a horse not by straddling it, but by riding side-on with legs to one side, in order not to break the bottle neck. Hence, to ride side-saddle, i.e. to be effeminate.
Man: Craig hasn't ever had a girlfriend. I reckon he must be a side-saddler.
Another man: Haven't you heard? He's been riding side-saddle since he was seventeen.
by Tama Boyle February 2, 2007
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cock swaddler

A perjorative term used to describe a man who touches himself far more than he ought.
Mother:For crying out loud, Jacob is playing with himself again.

Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!
by The Padre October 17, 2009
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saddle club

a show that was made out of a book that is being pulled off as a kids show. on my opinion it is a soap opra for aussie girls that consiter themselves cool and sissy.

woopey doo.
I knew it, you were in my truck!

SO?

Saddle club!

I have no freaking clue.
by I am Iron Man April 25, 2006
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Saddlebacking

Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb fr. Saddleback Church (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginity.
Bill and Heather loved Saddlebacking. After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.
by Word Fr34k March 31, 2009
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