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Tropical Smoothie

During the act of cunilingus the giver swallows the human excrement released when the female reaches the climax.
Jim-Bob drank his cousin’s tropical smoothie.
by Anonymous user 1234 December 15, 2017
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Pineapple Smoothie

The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple
Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!
by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017
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Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.
A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.
by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009
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Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
by Bob-owski October 5, 2011
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Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.
Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!
by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020
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Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.
“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019
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Shit Smoothie

by earith May 10, 2014
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