velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

by Fortuna November 19, 2015

Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019

Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019

Pineapple Smoothie

The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple

Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!

by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017

Tropical Smoothie

During the act of cunilingus the giver swallows the human excrement released when the female reaches the climax.

Jim-Bob drank his cousin’s tropical smoothie.

by Anonymous user 1234 December 15, 2017

Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.

Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!

by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020

banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.

Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?

by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012