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Salami Nips

Condition in which a womans nipples are enlarged to the size of what appears to be a slice of Salami.
Yo,that trick had mad salami nips!
by Buskirk December 26, 2007
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salami cunt

A general term referring to a lady of affluence who's vagina is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping twat with relative ease.
That Pocahantas was such a salami cunt that the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.
by Waddles September 18, 2008
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Salamander Head

Someone with greasy slicked back hair like the skin of a salamander.
Gino is so greasy, he's such a salamander head
by 9banger December 1, 2010
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Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme

While wearing a cape you run off a couch, land at a 45 degree angle on top of her, say Smokejuice, bang her, give her a snowman slap, and then jump out through a window.
You may also perform the ninja during the Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme.
Girl: Why the hell are you wearing a cape?
Ben: I'm finishing you off with the Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme.
by Smokejuice June 27, 2007
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Vertical Salami Bomb

Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.
Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch
by JpizzleFarizzle April 15, 2011
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salamander

damn tom so skinny i bet hes a salamander
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SDLAM

Sig Delt Love and More
Hey PS,

I love you!

SDLAM <3
by sororitylife14 February 5, 2010
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