shitface

someone who is really ugly!!

Bob: your a shitface
Jim: no im not!

by shitface123 September 27, 2009

shitfaced

not being able to feel the difference between shit, and your face.

last night i was so shitfaced that i tried to flush my head down the toilet.

by Kate Cunn. December 28, 2005

shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)

"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"

by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008

shitfaced

when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face.

After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.

by Brooke03 April 30, 2005

shitface

when a nigger shits on your face

"Man I was at this club last nite and there were these niggers and i got shitfaced!"

by wu tang poontang May 5, 2005

cleaveland shitface

the art of getting 100 of ur mates to line up infront of ur girlfriend then each one taking a steaming shit on her head.

d00d i gave my girlfriend the cleaveland shitface the other day

by gegewwefwef November 7, 2007

Shitfaced Bastard

1. When your face is covered in excrement and you don't have a father OR;
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard

Jonny: Prick.

Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...

by sheeprule November 8, 2006