Guy #1: That girl last night was so freaky, she made me do a Smegma Paintbrush.
Guy #2: What the fuck is that?
Guy #1: Well, I'm... I'm not proud.
Guy #2: What the fuck is that?
Guy #1: Well, I'm... I'm not proud.
by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014
by Babooooo September 25, 2006
A group of asshole smegheads that nobody likes. Any group of jerkoffs, dickwads, jocks, or morons. A bunch of useless wankers that hang out together. Also, any sports team that has the record for consecutive losses.
"Hey look, here comes the smegma team down the hall". "The smegma team lost another game yesterday". "It's the smegma team and their captain Johnny Dickwad".
by Kirrock63 June 28, 2009
The disgusting white stuff women get around between the fleshy vagina lips and the big hairy ones, clean it away before shagging unless you want your boyfriend to vomit. Produced by a gland on the outside of vagina.
by Ooohmakemecomebaby December 20, 2004
by chap the lad October 18, 2003
a moldy cheeselike substance that can be found inside the foreskin of an uncircumcised male
smeg-muh
smeg-muh
by CassieDisaster January 26, 2006
by Smeg the retard September 25, 2008