slowtistic

Mentally slow or dull,lack of brain cells

Zoey if very slowtistic

by Lowkey.libby May 28, 2021

slowfuckia

noun.

AKA slowfuckistan
the fictional land of slow fucks.

everybody fucks slow in slowfuckia.

by L0union June 26, 2021

Slowwield

Having insufficient brain power.

He is a slowwield having a room-temperature I.Q.

by anonymous May 7, 2022

Slowriot

The server owner of minecraftonline that is never active

player 1: hey when did Slowriot last join his own server?
player 2: 501 days ago and counting

by Yoostery July 29, 2022

Slowtivated

When a task takes longer then it should.

Mike was slowtivated today, took him forever to unload the semi.

by Fauxgamer February 20, 2023

Slowtivated

When a task takes longer by going slow.

Mike is Slowtivated today, took forever to unload a semi.

by Fauxgamer February 20, 2023

slowpizza1212

A fucking moron who makes wacky obscure references and hit puberty very late making all of his opinions invalid, he's basically a twitter user but without the liberal nonsense

Slowpizza1212 banned me from meme 1nc cause I was right in an argument

by Jadenharms1212 April 9, 2023