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Slovakian Shit Juggling

Slovakian Shit Juggling is performed by taking all your clothing off and defecating on ones hands then closing yours eyes and juggling it over your head with your mouth open.
Alex: Bro instead of dodge ball they made us do Slovakian shit juggling
Thomas: dude that's awful
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
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Slovakian Sloppy

Fill your mouth with Da Bomb hot sauce and give a senile man a blowjob using only your teeth.
My grandpa at the nursing home got a Slovakian Sloppy from the head nurse last week. He's been in a coma ever since.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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The Slovakian Ice Cream

The act of putting your penis inside an ice cream cone and then giving it to someone.
Jožo: Bro here, have some ice cream. Ignác: Thanks Bro. Why the fuck is your dick inside the ice cream cone ? Jožo: haha you just got pranked, i gave you the Slovakian Ice Cream Dipshit Ignác: That´s kinda gay ngl.
by RandomGadzo February 6, 2022
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The Slovakian AirPod

The Slovakian AirPod, not to be confused with "The Slovakian Traffic Cone" or "The Slovakian Traffic Stop" is the act of nutting, into a copper pipe, bleeding into it , puking into it, spitting into it, inserting period chunks into it, pissing into it, and shitting into it, then inserting into your partner and/or victims ear and blowing aggressively until the entire scrambled shit show is in their head.
My Dad and I tried out the Slovakian AirPod last night!
by Maximus H April 1, 2024
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Sloppy Slovaki

When you stuff your girl’s vagina with Sloppy Joe’s and then you eat it out of her while she 69’s you and hums the Slovakian national anthem on your meat pole
Man, my girl fed me a Sloppy Slovaki for lunch and I’m still hungry!!
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