Sloppy Doug

The skillful art of placing your cock and balls onto an unsuspecting victim's shoulder for extended periods of time

I totally gave this asian kid a sloppy doug in the library yesterday. Whatta chink!

by singleguy69 March 10, 2013

Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012

sloppy charles

When a woman sharts during the 69 sex position.

After me and my date returned home from Taco Bell, she unfortunately gave me the sloppy charles.

by S.Charles July 1, 2014

Sloppy Chaplin

When you lick your finger and put it under someone else's nose, giving them a spit moustache; a variation on the wet willie but considerably more unpleasant as the victim is forced to smell the saliva.

Neil gave David a Sloppy Chaplin and ran away giggling.

by dustygreenvacuum May 24, 2014

sliding sloppy

when you shit so bad it gets on the seat, and you slide off onto the floor

JT hurt his leg, he went sliding sloppy off the toilet seat at wendy's again, and his mom got shit on her hand trying to pick him up

by D the M February 20, 2011

sloppy wallace

The act of a man giving another man with a loose asshole a rimjob wearing a wallace (from wallace and gromit) mask. Often the receiver will have diarrhea at the time for extra sloppiness.

Samuel and his boyfriend enjoy giving eachother sloppy wallaces when they have the runs

by Mcjj21 November 10, 2014

Sloppy Louisiana

When you blow your load in a girls nostril and it drips out the other nostril. abbreviated SL

"Dude yesterday i totally did a sloppy Louisiana on my bitch last night it was in a word amazing."

"Thats my boy damn i did that last week i am proud."

by B&M D&T April 30, 2006