Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

cement slappers

grippers aka dogs aka feet ya kno the thing with toes yeah they do be slappin dat cement

“Did you see Sally’s cement slappers? THEY WERE HUGE!!!” - Aaron

by grobnarsinglecheekduponafriday September 9, 2022

Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

Sticker Slapping

A form of graffiti art that involves slapping stickers everywhere. A method of spreading awareness of an agenda or brand. Stickers are often traded to expand distribution.

My crew is sticker slapping my message all over town.

by Free_Skateboard_Sticker September 28, 2013

Slappy826

a lazy fag and pro-chicken fucker

slappy826 loves penis

by Mr Roachclip June 7, 2018

cunt slapper

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!

That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off

by Jason Jizzy October 1, 2005

Taint Slapper

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.

"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."

by Tibbz and Steika August 21, 2008