slammang

1) The act of slamming one's penis in a door, window, or hatch for sexual arousment.

2) Putting extreme pressure on one's penis for sexual arousment.

1) I was slammang it all night.

by coolguy61 January 10, 2010

Slapparoni

noun: The man sausage. Used for boxing your mate across the cheeks in foreplay, hence the name, slapparoni.

Last night, I fed my girlfriend the ol' slapparoni.

by Badtoodles October 26, 2011

Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012

Slapage

A smacking sound that comes from two partners while having sexual intercourse.

David: "What's that noise?"
Sarah: "Oh, thats just my roomates having sex."
David: "Wow, that's some serious slapage."
Sarah: "Oh I know."

by David_k927 December 1, 2013

slapap

when a penis shaped object takes flight and hits the target in the facial area.

Did you see Jared slapap Gary? That thing flew at least 10 feet!

by slapap March 2, 2016

Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018

Slappage

Slap*äge: adverb: when a song is said to slap.

"That song's got much slappage, total banger.

by AlilineConsortiumLVNV December 15, 2021