selfie suffering

(n) The emotion felt after posting regrettable content.

She spent the rest of the weekend selfie suffering after the fraternity barn dance pictures were posted.

by Kane-Fu September 17, 2017

white suffering

White suffering is having to get up from the sofa to switch «the office» episodes when one is done.

Tucker Carlson: millions of americans are daily victims of white suffering

by Johnlennonbeathiswife March 23, 2019

Super suffering summer

Was No Nut November a challenge to you? Was it easy? Did you manage to go through it? Then prepare having a harsh summer time, because once in a year, you have the hardest challenge to accomplish ever. This challenge consists in controling your instinct and urges, which means no jerking FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER. Good luck soldiers. And prapare yourself to suffer.

Matt: I just finished No Nut November. What's next?
John: Be ready for the super suffering summer. It's going to drive you crazy!

by TheGodestChallenger November 21, 2019

Comparative suffering

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.

Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.

"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024

Performative suffering

People who try to use suffering as moral leverage, even while they are currently not suffering themselves, or the suffering is of their own doing.

"Did you hear Bill whining about his issues with women?"

"Didn't he cheat on his girlfriend last Saturday? He can't be serious. This is just performative suffering."

by smms0001 February 24, 2026

life of suffering

A life of suffering is a point of view on ones life to the point of where they see no purpose left. These people may come off as depressed or suicidal, or even think of themselves a fuck up on this earth. Their troubles could be caused by breaking the law, drugs, or just being too much of a pussy to say anything to the girl of their dreams. These people generally do not accept help easily.

Friend: I heard from someone that you may be depressed

You: You're right I just am living my life of suffering

by S_X May 1, 2018