Coon Slab

A Coon Slab is a very annoying person who, no matter how many times you tell them, will not shut up. A Coon Slab can be anyone, boy girl, white black, tall short, whatever. If you tell a Coon Slab to shut up, they will only get more annoying as the day progresses. The best thing to do when you encounter a Coon Slab is to annoy them. If you engage with a Coon Slab, they will set you as their target. Once you are targeted by a Coon Slab, there's no escaping. The only way to get away form on of them is to not be within a 100 foot range of them for a prolonged time. They will hopefully forget about you and you can carry on with your life as a normal citizen of the United States, Britain, or whatever count you reside in.

10 year old: Hey Gina. Hey, hey Gina.
Gina: What?
10 year old: Guess what?
Gina: What?
10 year old: Your short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM SO FUNNY!!
Gina: Oh my God you're suck a fucking Coon Slab!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow December 17, 2013

slab to the crib

go home; going home

It's getting late, so I think i'll slab to the crib and call it a day.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

Cabin Slabbing

Recieving oral sex while in a cabin, in the woods.

"I heard David and Kelsey did a bit of cabin slabbing up at their cabin!"

by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010

Slab Amogus

Don't say this backwards, It's a trick.

Dude1: What's "Slab Amogus" backwards
Dude2: Sugoma Bals-
Dude2: Wait
Dude1: *Laughs Very Hard*

by SoulFire___ December 14, 2021

Candy slab

Candy Slab is candy paint on a car. Slab is slow low and baggin. So its candy paint on a slabed car

Perpetratin hatin ass, see me ridin candy slab. Chamillionaire, (In The Trunk)

by The Mix Tape Messiah August 26, 2006

Scab Slab

A scab slab is a skateboard term for the cement separators at the front of parking spaces in a parking lot.

Tim tried a freaky grind off the scab slab in the Walgreen's parking lot but his trucks hit a crack and he busted his knee. cement block

by izzybzzy July 11, 2014

Concrete Slab

When your HIGH AS FUCK at Barnhart at the University of Oregon at midnight and you think that a river is a solid piece of concrete...

me: ayo Dalen go do a backflip onto the concrete slab
Dalen: say less

by concrete slab November 03, 2021