skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.

1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009

Skeezer pollinator

A dirty middle aged man who wants to impregnate as many women as he can.

Girlfriend!! You better stay away from that skeezer pollinator. He's all mine!!!!

by MD girl 5 November 25, 2013

Skeeter skeet

Hillbilly definition of wreckless driving

Person1: what are we going to do?
Person2: were bout to skeeter skeet outta here

by imredneckdealwithit April 1, 2017

sammy skeezers

A club where the less socially evolved conjure and share sexually transmitted diseases while under the false impression they are achieving a social feat of some facet.
One should never feel good about obtaining sex or sodomy from sammy skeezers, as one should not feel good about hunting deer with a 18-wheeler.

Hey let's go to sammy skeezers and pick up girls/or guys.

by scott justice October 12, 2010

winking skeever

Performing a butterfly kiss on the anus of your partner.

I think the pink eye came from when I was giving Carley a winking skeever.

by Thewinkingskeever July 3, 2016

st. skeetersburg

St. Petersburg, Florida

As soon as I turn 18, I'm moving out of st. skeetersburg.

by ratsforrcandyy January 13, 2011

skeeterific

An adjective used to describe any noun found to be very pleasing to any of the senses. Derived from the word "s'keet," which indicates male ejaculation. As if to say something is good enough to make you "s'keet."

The new Nissan Sky is skeeterific.
This lemonade is totally skeeterific.
Dude, your mom is skeeterific.

by Colonel Bunny June 3, 2006