bella swan situation 

When someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.

Referring to the character, Bella Swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between Edward and Jacob.

Mom: Do you want chocolate or vanilla?
Kid: man, Im stuck in a bella swan situation.

bella swan situation by ewwwitsyou June 17, 2010

No means yes situation 

When you tell the Loveliest woman ever to not to use her sexy voice, but you secretly never want her to stop

Hey, Lovely, Stop using that sexy voice! This is a No means Yes Situation.

No means yes situation by Greg Russell November 10, 2007

Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass

Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

Ass-essing the situation by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011

gumball situation 

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.

Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.

gumball situation by Elise and Co. May 30, 2008

Slash Situation 

When one person announces to another that they are in dire need of a wee

Spig, slash situation!

Slash Situation by Lobstergirl1988 July 31, 2009

Any Situation Meme (ASM)

A meme that you keep saved in the photo album of your phone for any situation. Wheather it be over text or in real life when, someone who has an ASM is usually the coolest guy there and the life of the party (situation).

Person 1 "I sang every lyric to thrift shop, swears and everything!"

Person 2 *shows phone* "Watchout, we got a badass over here!"

Person 1 "nice Any Situation Meme (ASM)"

Any Situation Meme (ASM) by Derptasticman August 20, 2013

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

Defecation Situation by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013