shingletown

a small town in nor-cal,with the main exports are arts,crafts and weed.You can usually pick up a farmers daughter for a six pack of Budwiser in this fine town.Beware though there is a group of homosexuals on montgomery rd.

If you find yourself wanting to fuck your sister move to Shingletown.

by jl January 22, 2004

Quandalious Dingleton

Uncle of Quandale Dingle;Ofter refered as "Goofy Ahh Uncle"

QD:My goofy ahh Uncle Quandalious Dingleton offered me head!I accepted!

by Mega Twerker August 21, 2022

Singletine's Day

What single un-loved social losers call Valentine's Day.

Theo *his arm all over Teresa's back* : Happy Valentine's Day, ya'll!

Mark *Rolling his eyes and looking down to his Modern Physics book*: Singletine's Day for me, Theo!

by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA February 14, 2019

singlesnet

A website where losers go to meet other losers.

I met my loser boyfriend on singlesnet

by a satisfied loser September 17, 2010

Simpleton

An incredibly stupid person. Usually found attempting to write a scathingly sarcastic comment and then misspelling the simple words in it. Also one who misspells swear words.

She attempted to call a lady in Wal-Mart a fat bitch who yells at her poor kids except she wrote porr and bich. What a simpleton!!

by Karinmag October 6, 2015

simpleton

A fictional town inhabited by simple-minded people with a simple minded Mayor.

Art is the Mayor of Simpleton.

by Mayor Art July 4, 2005

singlelone

The feeling you get when it seems like everyone around you is getting into couples and you start feeling left out.

Sandy was singlelone when her squad left her to be with their baes.

by Taco bout being lonely July 17, 2016