Simpie

Short for simpleton; A simple minded person; someone unintelligent or foolish person

Adam and Keenan are simpies indeed, but Snake is the biggest simpie of them all.

by Festus March 24, 2007

Simpcel

A simp who is also an incel; Someone who simps for a female as hard as possible until reject, once reject happens they hate women and can’t stand them.

Don’t talk to Tom, he’s a simpcel and he’ll hate you.

by hirosawa March 10, 2020

simping

when someones im their feelings aka when theyre sad

ally: nigga why you playing that sad music for?
dude: shut up ally, im simping

by dirty dej July 26, 2016

Simpin

When a man a man shows alot of affection to a woman when he's around her but acts as if she means nothing around his friends.

Simpin ass Man to girl: Oh baby I love you so much. I don't know what I would ever do with out you..

Simpin ass Man to his boys: Man, I don't need that b*tch she aieght in the sack but there's other fish in the sea!!!

by Missizhunter October 3, 2007

Simpin

Simps are in-genuine men who act friendly, but are really trying to buy into a women's pants. They can be seen begging, being highly agreeable, and giving expensive gifts to a women they JUST met. When they inevitably get friend-zones, the simp becomes frustrated and declares"women only like assholes".

John: "Yesterday at the bar I spent all night complimenting and buying this random girl drinks."

Justin: "O wow your such a nice guy".

John:" I KNOW RIGHT!, yet I didn't even give me any "thank you" sex. She ended up going home with this asshole instead."

Justin: "...smh!"

John: "I tell you man, simpin aint easy!

by Captain Sava December 27, 2011

Simpocrite

A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.

We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.

by General Boof January 4, 2021

simplicable

of or pertaining to a matter or feeling that is simple and easy to use.

Jeff wanted to get his life back to a simplicable state.

by Joe Wiley April 10, 2008