Simon

The smartest, hottest, fittest guy in the planet.

Hey is that Simon, no wonder I feel so hot today!

by Synthrostx October 17, 2019

Simone

When you're dealing with a lot of stress and anxiety, so you just give up and call it a day.

Facing an unrealistic deadline, she decided to Simone it and quit her job.

by Pluto E. July 28, 2021

Simon

ur real name is lil wi wi

simon is an undercover grandpa ( not in a terrible way)

by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022

simon

A description word that means thick and creamy when describing cum.

"Oh, this cum is sooo simon," said Greg the man slut.

by Simon Hayes Harvey July 26, 2006

Simon

Can mean:

1 Yes
2 OK
3 or Agreement

1 Ey vato, did you see that firme hyna?
Simon carnale.

2 Ey vato, go get me a pisto, yea?
Simon carnale.

3 Ey vato, that busters from another neighborhood, lets get him!
Simon carnale.

by 1Casper3 January 24, 2009

Simon

He loves butts!!!!!

Simon ur such a idiot

by Ugly kojon November 30, 2017

simon

very sexy. full on sexy mode. almost competition for aidan's sexiness.

simon i will fuck u lol

by ppurdad November 5, 2019