Simar

smart girl with big tits

yo that’s simar she got brain and boobies 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

by yeah123123123 June 20, 2020

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Simba

When you smear your load on a girl's forehead while whispering, "Everything the light touches is your kingdom."

Do the dishes or you're getting another Simba.

by Sir Robin Hood March 13, 2010

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Simba

One sexy lion. He has a hot voice. He is quite badass. And he is not even a murderer!He lets the hyenas do his dirty work. He is a nice goldeny yellow color, not blue at all.

Girl: Simba is so hot
Boy: Ew wtf he is a lion
Girl: A hot lion. duh

by febreez March 29, 2009

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A greasy fast food joint in the town of Wilmington, Massachusetts. The restaurant is one-of-a-kind as it is the only one in the area (maybe even the whole country). It is a favorite among many people residing in nearby towns of Middlesex County, too. The dumpy, steamy windowed, blue-roofed restaurant is an icon of Wilmington, and all residents of the town should be able to define the grease shack when asked "What is Simard's?" Open until 3 a.m. on Friday & Saturday nights, one driving by on one of those nights after midnight can see the drive-thru choked with cars, sometimes even making a horseshoe to the street entrance. 90% of the patrons on Friday & Saturday nights include drunks and stoners with the munchies ordering the menu's most popular, artery-hardening items, such as seasoned fries with cheese, the Nacho Supreme, and roast beef. If the Wilmington Police Department really wanted to catch drivers under the influence, they would simply have to set up a checkpoint 3 feet from the drive-thru window. Many of the customers like to enjoy their purchases across the street in the ghetto Wilmington Plaza parking lot. The eatery probably makes a yearly profit of $50,000,000. This hidden gem is unique to the town, and I encourage you to try it if you haven't. It's definitely worth the embarrassing wait in the drive-thru, as you hope no one you know sees your vehicle as they drive by. The employees at Simard's will kindly wait to take your order as you finish puking into a bag and slurring what you want into the speaker. I'm telling you, if Simard's ever closed its doors, a large population of people in the area would fall into a deep depression. Don't be fooled, the restaurant has a delicious menu; but you should realize that if you eat here often, it will contribute to your early death.

Rick: "Hey, I just remembered it's Friday night and Simard's is open for another hour, wanna go?"
Ashlee: "Do you really think that's a good idea? <takes a bong hit> The drive-thru probably looks like a buy something, get a free bag of chips day at Wal Mart in Kentucky."

by Wilmington4lyfe December 16, 2008

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The Simba

This is when during intercourse, the dominant male ejaculates onto the submissive female's face. Then with his thumb, rubs the semen over her forehead while saying, (in a very slow, deep and creepy voice) SIIIIMMMMBAAAAAA.

Guy 1 : Hey Vince, did you ever hook up with Nauzli yet?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I totally pulled THE SIMBA on her last night.

by The Man The Myth The Legend June 11, 2008

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