Baltimore signing

Signing a photograph with a cock ring.

The DJ WAS Baltimore signing his photos.

by steadyfreddie April 22, 2011

Virtue Signalling

One of the many nauseating buzzwords used by conservatives as an alternative to constructing a coherent argument.

Don’t worry, it doesn’t mean anything - and actually doubles as a good way to spot cretins in the wild.

“This guy just said virtue signalling unironically, let’s get away from this asshat”

by Mad Bank June 14, 2021

virtue signalling

A phenomena where someone campaigns for or otherwise shows their support for an often popular position without actually doing anything meaningful to further the cause that they claim to champion. This is one of the main signs of late democracy and otherwise shows the prevalence of cult figures in a society: political or otherwise.
Also takes form with "thoughts and prayers", and other meaningless statements.

-Damn, all of these people are virtue signalling about the Freedom Convoy.
-The easiest way to become respected on twitter is to virtue signal in support of trans rights.

by TheRomanShitlord February 18, 2022

singalongdeathfunk

A very rare type of music that is rumoured to be the mating song of the jizzmonster. It has been described as the sound of a cat masturbating with a toiletroll insert

"I met her on the lemon singalongdeathfunk last yesterday for their own bestest ever what?"

by Who me??? May 1, 2003

Sighling

Verb:
A combination of smiling and sighing.

Sighling from being pleased with knowing a person with so much in common exists in the world, but is too far away.
A response to being in a lovely yet melancholy moment.

by Matthew Dolinar December 28, 2007

Slingaling

An incorrigable manwhore, who can't distinguish between classy Bostonian bitches and fake blonde sluts from Slutville. The Slingaling package typically comes with a chiseled bod, an irresistable charm and swagger, but a lack of honestly and morality in general. Slingalings are also noted for their weekly blackout rates (typically 4 nights a week) and the consequential lack of memory, which prevents them from even ackowledging their own slingalingliness. While it is advised to keep a distance from these individuals, you must also keep in mind that a Slingaling is just a self-conscious boy with many insecurites hidden behind a soccer boy facade.

"Trina, who is that repulsive being leaning against that carrot-skinned Barbie at the bar?"
"Dutchess, that would be the Slingaling himself!"

by realtalker798654 April 19, 2010

Signing yearbooks

Going to someone's house to make out or have sex. Usually used when it happens at the end of the school year.

Hey did you see Kim come out of Ron's house? I bet they were signing yearbooks

by Tim Al September 16, 2008