shuck and jive

to try and wank and be cool at the same time.

as chris rock once said somewhere (I can't remember where from) "Ain't no shuckin' and jivin'"

David: Did you see Lee in the club chasing away all the hotties?

Percy: Yeah man, niggah was shuckin' and jivin'.

by Lars May 16, 2005

shuck choad

to expel ejaculate, or to have one's ejaculate expelled by another

Shuck choad me lady?

by Vitamin J October 12, 2003

Parny Shucks

Rain, Drizzle, Thunder, Lightning, Shower

Look at that parny shucks (raining) out there

by AshfordWolf August 24, 2007

Shuck N Suck

When A person's pant's are removed and there private's are sucked

Craig : What's up with all the cummy face's today?
Chad : Oh check this out "Hey Kiersten"
Kiersten : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Kiersten : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Kiersten Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Chad : Hey Sara!
Sara : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Sara : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Sara Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Steve : Hey Chad Shuck N Suck!
Chad : Hey Steve Get The Fuck Out Of My Face Or You Will Be Fired!!!
Steve : Ok I'm Sorry!
Craig : Wow blowjob's at work nice!
Chad : Hey Craig Shuck N Suck!
Craig Oh no I'm not going there I will not suck your cock!
Chad : Fine then YOUR FIRED pack up your shit and hit the bricks!

by SlopNChop February 26, 2017

The South Dakota Shuck

The South Dakota Shuck is a technique for masturbating horses or well hung men where you give the penis a gentle indian burn while moving your hands up and down the shaft. this was revolutionized by Anderson in the year 2000.

We weren't sure he would get the salty horse cum but then Anderson used the south dakota shuck and got a faceful of horsey love.

by gene_horse_lover September 29, 2007

Fut the shuck up

Another (more awesome) way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Person 1: Hey man, your mum's a dog.
Person 2: Fut the shuck up asshole.

by Jackusssssssss January 15, 2009

Scandinavian shuck off

When three women from Sweden, Norway, Finland or Denmark attempt to shuck an ear of corn using only the lips of their pussy. A Scandinavian shuck off is a annual event at harvest festivals.

Hey, Oleg did ya see last year’s Scandinavian shuck off?

by Krunkuncle Hobart April 18, 2020