life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

Toliver Stats

A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.

Guy 1: "Man, I just went 87-0!"
Guy 2: "Those are Toliver stats!!"

by xBoBeaverx March 9, 2020

mani shaatsiishd

for usage of masculinity, it means "i fucked her" like cats pee on their land, usually guys use this on their friends crush even tho they don't even seen her they fucked her ( Mongolian guys are pretty magical isn't they )

bro 1 : ey bro look at this she's pretty
bro 2 : mani shaatsiishd

/friendship ruined successfully +100p/

by Cursewordremasterer November 21, 2021

Messironaldo.stats

Famous instagram account known for being best instagram account related to Pessi and Penaldo,he posts most irrelevant stats and statpads his likes on explore page and hashtags.

Messironaldo.stats is finished account!

Yeah he really is!

by Honest pessipenaldo.stats fan November 23, 2021

messironaldo.stats

Fraud that statpads his instagram likes on explore page and through hashtags

Messironaldo.stats is really finished account.

Yeah he indeed is!

by Honest pessipenaldo.stats fan November 23, 2021

B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.

Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats

by aucdan July 30, 2022