Showmaster

Someone who outwardly appears to be charitable, decent and successful but is actually just keeping up a mendacious ‘show’.

In order to function in the wider world, a Showmaster will try to constantly emanate such qualities as kindness, honesty and generosity whilst concealing the dishonesty, avarice and selfishness which defines their true self.

Showmasters should not be confused with simple liars. The duplicitous nature of the Showmaster’s existence requires great bravado and intricate planning. The effort that goes into maintaining their web of deceit should not be underestimated.

We all know a Showmaster or two but spotting them can be very difficult.

“Nobody new David was a bigamist until both wives turned up at his funeral. What a Showmaster!”

by cardman December 9, 2008

Showron

To hang your wrinkled clothes outside of the shower area while you take an extra hot shower. The result is a nice steaming of the wrinkles out of the clothes, especially if you put them on while still a bit steamy.

“Yo, look at these duds! They were totally wrinkled when I got them off of the floor so I had to showron them…worked like a chizarm!!!"

by Kayneo March 6, 2008

shomosexy

a command to someone to show more sexy

hey baby shomosexy

by RINGOSPIN August 2, 2008

snowmo-sapien

The term used to describe beings made of snow, whose gender one may not know, or if there are both male and female snow-beings being referred to.

Class, please finish coloring in your snowmo-sapiens and be sure to put your name on the back.

by bavardeflea January 16, 2011

Snowmoboarding

Snowmobile accessed backcountry snowboarding

Marie and Matt went snowmoboarding on the Hurley last weekend.

by Mgal January 4, 2012

showboy

showboy a guy who is all show

Person 1: have you heard samanthas boyfriend is a total showboy
Person 2: not surprising

by The amazing ran May 7, 2021

Showmless

(adjective) When you just finished watching your favorite TV show and you're still looking for your next TV show obsession.

Anyone have any suggestions for good TV shows to binge? I just finished watching "Community" and I don't have anything else to watch now. I'm showmless!

by SeaLionOfLanguages November 6, 2023