horse-shoe

Chewing tabbacco packed from one end of the jaw to the other

I got a big buzz of of the horse-shoe lipper i just threw in

by jkane December 21, 2004

shoe clerk

A term commonly used in the military, often used to describe someone with an asinine job or someone who enforces retarded regulations.

Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up

Pilot 1: That fucking shoe clerk checked my socks before he let me into the DFAC
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!

That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!

by AF dude March 20, 2008

there's something stuck to my shoe

I'm being followed

Wincheter secret code

Hey mum there's something stuck to my shoe could you pick me up?

by Bananapancke January 4, 2017

Shoe Drooler

An idiot, moron or other individual of low intelligence usually characterized by a having a blank stare, mouth gaping wide open and saliva dripping to the floor

Mikey had no idea that Washington DC was the capital of the United States...what a shoe drooler!!!

by milton July 19, 2003

Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo

Emptying your used condoms in somebody else's shoes. Typically done if the victim of the Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo interrupted a sexual act of the perpetrator or did something equally as offensive to the perpetrator.

Dude #1: "Your friend busted in on me and my girl doing the nasty so I gave him a Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo this morning."

Dude #2: "Gross dude, his feet probably smell like a protein shake now."

by Danny Torrenance's Finger January 14, 2009

what can you do when you live in a shoe

“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”

“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”

by unclegarry123 December 4, 2019

shoe on head

A demand made to a cam whore to put their shoe on top of their head.

<dude> SHOE ON HEAD
<cam whore> ?

by readbooksgoddamn June 21, 2006