Shmeople

Shmeat people

You know Chad with the small meat? I can’t talk to him anymore knowing he’s a shmeople.

by redtea21 July 7, 2022

Jinngle shlop

When a guy runs around outside naked shaking his penis around and slapping people in the face with his penis.

Kyle: Whoa! A dude just jinngle shloped me!

Me: *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy: BAM!!!

Me: *Jinngle shloped* Damn!

by This little birdy July 24, 2010

Shmo

A Shmo is a creature that results from having the parents of a Smurf and a Snork. Shmoes are generally blue, like Smurfs, but they also have the big eyes like Snorks do, and Shmoes can also live underwater. Now, the reason the word Shmo may be used to insult someone, is that Shmoes do NOT have the best IQ out there, if you know what I mean. They don't have a whole lot of common sense, and they often do things on sudden impulses, that usually lead to them looking really dumb.

"Dude, you are such a Shmo!"
"T.V. is for Shmoes, man..."

by Obi_Wan50 February 21, 2010

shmock

Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.

Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"

Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"

by haDurak March 13, 2009

Shloppy Shannons

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.

"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."

by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006

Shmoggin

Looking kind of sick,like with rabies or possibly a bit tossed up.

"You look a little Shmoggin today, Laura."

by Dr.Pepperqueen December 24, 2008

Shmobo

The act as well as art of virtuous interactions of the shmoblandian movement to achieve the apex of the shmobatious manner of oneself in the structurechez of dancing in the third degree to become of equalibrium with the gods of Narnia.

Yonny began shmoboing as he danced to the virtratious music.

by Johnny Rodriguez,Fat Cat Masse October 16, 2009