Schmingled

Another word for being cracked out - When someone is just off their tits. Maybe after having too many energy drinks. Used within the competitive gaming community.

“That kid is schmingled, see how reckless he is playing right now?”

by El Smacko May 23, 2019

Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020

Shingle Mingler

The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.

Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Hinglebacker Shlinglerfaux

A type of spirt animal in the Star Wars universe. One of the most Ambiguous topics amount the lesser Star Wars fans.

Yoda: Hey what’s your spirit animal?
Luke Skywalker: My Spirit animal is Hinglebacker Shlinglerfaux.
Yoda: Same!

by StarWarsDeathofStars December 17, 2018

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018